atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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