She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent