I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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