I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
