gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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