The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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