I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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