I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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