did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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