we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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