This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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