I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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