Midget sex pt 2 tonight
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Randomize
