if i can run in heels then i can drive
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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