Soap is not a condiment
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Randomize
