its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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