Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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