Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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