butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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