You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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