Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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