ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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