I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
