Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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