I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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