i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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