Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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