Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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