I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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