I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My penis needs a shock collar
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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