How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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