Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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