first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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