he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize