Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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