just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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