just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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