Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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