yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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