We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I have post one night stand depression
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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