Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
