I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
try to milk me bitch
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