i think i have herpe
just one?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
FUCK WHALES
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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