Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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