how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
