Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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