if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Im just a social blackout drinker.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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