Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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