We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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