I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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