It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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