If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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