I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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Do I have a choice?
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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