The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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