Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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