I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
no you cant smoke seaweed
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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